A man who had consumed ‘magic mushrooms’ (hallucinogenic) ended up in hospital where he molested a female doctor and generally caused a bit of a disturbance.
When we say, “a bit of a disturbance,” we include his wetting himself, masturbating in public and pulling out the IV line several times which the nurses had to keep reinserting.
All this happened in the early morning of one Sunday in the Hospital Universitario Virgen de las Nieves in the city of Granada. Five people turned up who had taken drugs requiring medical attention, two of whom started causing problems right away.
One of those two was this 35-year-old man who, around three in the morning, decided that the female doctor fancied him, something that she was not privy to, apparently. His chat-up line was “I’m going to F*** you.” She quickly went to another box where a male nurse was for assisstance. However, he followed her into the box.
To the surprise of the medical staff, he then grabbed her head and tried to kiss her. The male nurse rapidly intervened and prised then apart. She quickly left the room, leaving the patient asking when she was coming back.
The Policía Nacional were summoned and officers kept an eye on him until the effect of the hallucinogenic mushrooms had passed; i.e., when Mr Jekyll turned back into Doctor Hyde.
He was discharged later in the morning and then marched off to appear before a police court but was released facing trial as the doctor had decided to sue him.
The effect of magic mushrooms takes about half an hour to kick in and can last around eight hours
(News: City & Metropolitan Area, Granada, Andalucia)
Keywords: Magic Mushroom, Sexual Assault, Doctor, Virgen de las Nieves, Masturbated
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Reader’s comment: “Seems a little strange. Normally mushrooms just make you sit around and giggle, and, like, REALLY appreciate music, man. And trees. And stars. And the sea. And food. And the interconnectedness of all things. And that thing that philosopher said that time that I can’t quite remember, but it was bloody good, whatever it was.
I suspect that other chemicals were involved; or the guy in question is either a full-bore military-grade arsehole or is on the edge of some sort of psychotic episode. Mushrooms generally don’t do that to people.
NOTE: This is anecdotal data from back in my misspent yoof, before we had internet to fill in every waking moment.” – Darren